BRAIN FOOD

Two Very Good Questions.....

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an

abortion?

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt,

Candidate B is Winston Churchill,

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

The answer to question one?  If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging other people on "so called" high standards. Finally remember, Amateurs built the Ark professionals built the Titanic

Anagrams..

DORMITORY  Dirty Room

EVANGELIST Evils' Agent

DESPERATION A Rope Ends It

THE MORSE CODE  Here Come Dots

SLOT MACHINES  Cash Lost In 'Em

MOTHER-IN-LAW  Woman Hitler

SNOOZE ALARMS  Alas! No More Zs

ALEC GUINNESS  Genuine Class

SEMOLINA Is No Meal

THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES  Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A DECIMAL POINT  I'm a Dot In Place

THE EARTHQUAKES  That Queer Shake

ELEVEN PLUS TWO  Twelve Plus One

CONTRADICTION  Accord Not In It

Great Plays: (Exactly 100 letters) Amazing!!

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

"In one of the Bards best thought of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

Politicians:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA 

To Copulate He Finds Interns

GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH 

Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

GEORGE BUSH  He Bugs Gore

RONALD WILSON REAGAN A Long Insane Warlord

RONALD REAGAN  A Darn Long Era

LEROY NEWTON GINGRICH Yon Right Winger Clone

MARGARET THATCHER  That Great Charmer

THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY Teacher In Vast Poverty

And the grand finale:

Neil Armstrong; "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND."

A thin man ran, left planet, makes a large stride, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!

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